Thursday, July 10, 2008

Random stories or ideas about my job.

Yes my title is actually telling all you lovely people about what is going on in this blog.

The nail lady- Yes people... A few days ago I was at the liquor counter as normal (damn that place to hell) and this lady comes into my line and she hands my her card and all I see is orange. Now she wasnt wearing an orange shirt, orange pants and no.... her hair wasnt orange. Her fingernails were orange. Now your probably thinking... stephanie .... fingernails can be any color they want. Now people... it wasnt the color of her nails that bothered me.... it was how long they were. Her nails were... not even joking... 4 inches long and thick. Everytime i went to grab something from her hand i grabbed her nails and I felt like and idiot. BUT when she left I thought to myself. NO stephanie... dont feel stupid. Shes the one who looks like an asshole.

Deoderant(sp)- Now... we have all come into contact with people who dont shower or they forget to put on deoderant. For some reason the people who come into my line are those people. Almost half of the people that come into my line on a daily basis are dirty and they smell. I know that working in the location I work in should be an excuse but I mean why all the smell in one place. No wonder global warming is happening. Here is my advice to those people. Instead of spending money on a 30 pack of miller lite and marlboro lites everyday... why don you get a smaller case of beer and buy yourself some speed stick.

Alcoholics- Yes its sad but i do deal with some alcoholics. Because I work everyday I see who comes in the store frequently and like ive mentioned many a time before... i work with the alcohol. There are people who come into the store every single day and buy a 30 pack of miller lite and a pack of cigarettes. I know that people dont just save up on beer like... Oh well i drank 3 cans so i have to go to the store and make sure I have enough in case of a storm or something. I know theyre not donating to the homeless because these people are the homeless and they just talk and act really different. Its very sad to tell you all the truth.

Online shopping-This is my last little thing for today. OK so im ringing up some guy at my line when my manager comes over and tells me to close my register when im done with his order. I finish and she tells me that someone had shopped for their groceries online and that I needed to find all of their items in the store and when i was done bring it up to the courtesy desk. First of all..... What the hell is this world coming to where we are so lazy or busy that we can foodshop for ourselves. We cant get out of bed...take a shower... and get our own groceries. Madness... Ok soo I have this list of groceries that is like 10 pages long of different things and Im walking aimlessly around the store...The list says diet pepsi 2 liter.... and im like wow this is going to be easy. I get to the diet pepsi and i check they bar code and it doesnt match. I had to do this for everything on this list... IM thinkin jesus christ... and i was right. I went through 3 ailes (sp) in 2 hours and i didnt find everything in those three ailes. If you love yourself... dont online foodshop.

Peace to ya mama

Stephaluffaguss

1 comment:

Coco said...

Oh really..Now tell us how you really feel. lol
love coco